false, ]; } return Cache::remember(self::CACHE_KEY.$status->id, now()->addDays(7), function () use ($status) { if (! $status->caption) { return [ 'covid' => false, ]; } return [ 'covid' => Str::of(strtolower($status->caption))->contains(['covid', 'corona', 'coronavirus', 'vaccine', 'vaxx', 'vaccination', 'plandemic']), ]; }); } }